32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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