walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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