I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I smell like Dick and happiness
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
