I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
