she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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