porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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