Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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