the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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