It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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