ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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