No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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