There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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