Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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