The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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