So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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