Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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