If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Do plants get herpes?
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