Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
there is glitter all over my balls
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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