he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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