i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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