Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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