SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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