I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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