I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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