p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i just google imaged poop.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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