let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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