im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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