She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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