come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
either way he was missing a nipple.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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