You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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