Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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