You just made me feel so damn special
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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