What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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