I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I want you more than these girls want KFC
no you cant smoke seaweed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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