You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I understand Curling. That high.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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