He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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