belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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