someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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