ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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