I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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