READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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