4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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