Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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