Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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