Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Randomize
