my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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