What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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