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Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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