you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize