I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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