Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
