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The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.