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• (516): View more from New York

  Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Omg suz!! take the unibrow off

  (516): View more from New York

  No! im just getting hammered instead

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  (917) i just came from walking.

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  haha you just came from walking?

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• (818): View more from California

  dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!

  (218): View more from Minnesota

  I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.

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