Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.