my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome