Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny

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(410): View more from Maryland

he was CRYING into my vagina

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(206): View more from Washington

dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.

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(210): View more from Texas

After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.

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(716): View more from New York

I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...

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(917): View more from New York City

I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning

(1-917): View more from New York City

I love you more by the minute

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(515): View more from Iowa

I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"

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