there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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